Today I washed our new pink and red striped sheets. When I opened the washing machine after the cycle was done, my eyes widened when I saw a couple of things that were not part of the sheet set staring up at me. Apparently, I had left some of my husband's underwear in the machine, unbeknownst to myself. I carefully removed the monstrosities from the machine, holding them as if they contained C4 that could explode with the slightest movement (pretty much the same way I handle his underwear before I put it in the wash). For a second, I had a brief hope that maybe my husband wouldn't notice that his underwear was now a subtle shade of pastel. Then I remembered that he isn't blind.
He'll look right pretty in them pink underwear.
Real men wear pink underpants.
ReplyDeleteWhites get into reds. It happens. A. Lot. I'll betcha there are male pink underpants in almost every household, all over the world. I don't hear any men complaining, do you?
ReplyDelete;-)
Me thinks they like the pink girlie shade...
I'm working on that new underwear commercial you know ;-) Is he a pretty good dancer?
ReplyDeletePink undies on a guy can be very sexy!
ReplyDeleteWell...that's what I tell my husband when I do the same thing to his.