Monday, November 20, 2006

You know you are married to a doctor when...

…you open up your sewing box and find sutures

…you can’t watch a medical show without hearing complaints about everything they are doing wrong

…you can’t be in the bathroom when he/she is washing their hands without getting sprayed by the “doctor shake” when they are done

…you tell him/her that they are getting on your last nerve and they draw an accurate picture of a nerve with a little stick person on it

…you find yourself constantly washing scrubs and white coats

…your house is littered with office supplies bearing the names of various pharmaceuticals

…you can’t complain of a scratchy throat without having a tongue depressor shoved in your mouth and your spouse looking at you from behind a tiny light

4 comments:

TBC Elder said...

Funny! You have inspired me to post a 'You know you are married to a nurse when..."

Anonymous said...

Don't forget:

You know you are married to a doctor when your bank account is WAY TOO BIG.

melusina said...

TBC Elder, I'd like to see what that one brings!

Lol Anon, not if you are married to a Greek doctor

Karin said...

Don't be envious, Anon. Docs work long and hard to get to where they are. Don't begrudge them some zeroes in their checkbook. They earn it every day!