Signs I am getting old:
On TV someone was playing with one of those hand-held gaming devices. I pointed to it and asked my husband if it was one of those new PCPs.
I can't eat anything the least bit spicy or acidic without taking a generous dose of antacid, lest I choke to death on mini-vomit. But I'm not so old to refuse eating spicy or acidic foods. Yet.
Sometimes when I stand up, I groan. Even worse, it happens sometimes upon sitting down.
I don't get young people. Of course, I didn't get young people when I was one, so maybe that doesn't count.
Sometimes, when listening to music, I find it to be too loud. Good thing the volume doesn't go to 11, I can't even make it to 6 anymore.
I threw away a fork while I was looking right at it.
Every youngish actor and actress on TV or in the movies is younger than I am. Even the ones that look older than I do.