Not another meme

I am notoriously bad at the follow up on memes I'm tagged for. I admit this openly, freely, and shamelessly. After all, I'm an old woman who tends to forget things. Now EllasDevil has plagued me with another 5 things meme (he is completely without ruth when it comes to such things), so I suppose I should give the devil his due and complete the meme.

Five things in my fridge:

• Barba Stathis salad starters (yes, I am too lazy to make my own tossed salad. But I will cut up the tomatoes, though)
• Salatfix Thousand Island dressing (well, duh)
• A&W Root Beer (another excellent find at Kosmas Delicatessen
• Jalapeno peppers
• a rotting cucumber, about a month old at this point

Five things in my closet:

• ten million pairs of slip on house slippers, in black (I go through these suckers fast)
• 1 million mismatched socks
• a billion items of black clothing
• myriad cloth bags of various sizes, from places around the world
• t-shirts I never wear

Five things in my purse:

Well, my purse is really, really small (about the size of a CD case, in fact, a CD case won't even fit in it) but I have managed to find really, really small items to pack it with.

• Two teeny tiny flashlights
• my cell phone
• my keys
• my identification
• a pen

Five things in my car:

Well, since it has been almost two years since we've used our car, I hardly remember what it is still in it. What I know is still in it:

• My raincoat (yea, real helpful in there)
• some old CDs (yea, not a good idea)
• a map
• a big huge brush to brush crap off the car
• ??????

Five things in the world I want to see before I die:

• The Aurora Borealis
• Cornwall, England
• The hotel used in exterior shots for the Great Northern Hotel in Twin Peaks (the Salish lodge)
  
• Bush impeached cats and dogs getting along
• The Egyptian pyramids, except I really don't want to go to Egypt
  

I ain't taggin' nobody, because ED already tagged everyone I know!