For sale, one cat. Very handsome, low maintenance, requires minimal food. Always obedient, will never stand on your nightstand and watch you sleep, slowly sucking away at your soul. Does not have obsessive-compulsive disorder. Forever a perfect angel, he never turns into...
15 cents, firm offer. Schedule II drugs not included.
3 comments:
Hilarious. You made me laugh very hard. Your kitty scared me--that second picture is quite alarming.
Only 15 cents? The poor guys HAS to worth more than THAT! I am just wondering (before I buy him) will he steal my veggie soup when I am not looking?
Wishing you all a Happy Valentine's Day!
Cyn
He will never, EVER try to steal food while you are not looking or even stick out a paw when you are looking. He is such a good boy!
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