Well, I wondered why the hell there was hardly any fresh corn to be had around here, but I guess this story explains it.
Farmers in Serres, northern Greece, are seeking damages from the government after a pack of wild pigs from Bulgaria entered the country and completely destroyed their crops, Athens News Agency (ANA) reported yesterday.
I suggest the schoolchildren of Serres take this a bit further with the excuse "the wild pigs ate my homework!"
It is kinda fun living in a country that can be invaded by very hungry wild pigs. Who knows, we may be reaching the time when all the animals of the world charge against us for the ruination of their habitats.