I know that being a spammer is a hard knock life. You can hardly get anyone to fall for your crap these days no matter how tantalizing the subject line is. But honestly, if you think anyone is going to be tempted by a subject line reading "Britney Spears goes bra-less" you are obviously stuck back in the year 2000. Because everywhere we look these days, even without trying, we see pictures of Ms. Spears bra-less, panty-less, wit-less, and more.
So seriously, quit spamming me a dozen times a day with this overused banality. No one is interested, least of all, me.