- when replacing a 20-year-old air conditioner with a brand new air conditioner, have the foresight to realize that older models were monstrously larger than newer ones and that the ghastly green paint that was painted before you moved in will now show around the area where the new air conditioner resides
- when having pedophiliacal (I'm sure that isn't a word) affairs with 13-year-old boys, don't text message him with embarrassing statements that will surely end up in the press and on affadavits for your arrest
- teach Britney Spears about the wonders of birth control
- stealing an ancient Byzantine chapel isn't the smartest way to win the hearts of my Greek hosts
- Invent new letters to add to the English dictionary, why should the Swedes get all the fun?
- Make time now and then to watch a balloon float away, watch it weave and glide as the wind carries it upwards into the clouds and slowly disappears
Friday, April 28, 2006
Miscellaneous notes to self
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ZARDOZ SAYS :
IF THERES PIZZA AND ROYAL CROWN COLA
INVOLVED IM GAME,
"NOTES TO MYSELF"
=Z=
I had the chance to watch a balloon float away on the wind recently, but I was distracted comforting a despondent, crying 6-year-old.
Zardoz, I haven't had an RC Cola in a LONG time. I don't think you can get it in Greece, well, maybe Athens.
Yes, Julie, that is the one disadvantage. Usually a balloon flying away is accompanied by a crying child.
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