In a surefire plan to rid the world of Osama bin Laden's reign of terror, Italian porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to the world's public enemy number one if he will stop doing all that bad stuff.
Considering that Saddam Hussein didn't take her up on her offer in the 1990's, I'm sure bin Laden will be happy to have her. 55 is young for porn stars, right? Besides, we all know what every Muslim fundamentalist really wants is a porn star of his very own.
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