Wednesday, July 12, 2006

I have no response to this

A farmer in Russia sent Vladimir Putin an email requesting permission to marry his cow. Apparently, there are no women left in his Siberian village and he is a real animal lover, an animal lover who wants to know when it will be legal in Russia to marry domestic animals.

I suppose he could do worse. At least his new bride can offer him a lifetime supply of milk and when death does them part, she can provide him with plenty of beef.


Scruffy American said...

Why should he marry the cow when he can get the milk for free anyway?

kassandra said...

Haha OK but have you heard the other one? "Why marry the pig when you can get the sausage for free?" :P

Anonymous said...

zardoz says:

now when we stopped feeding
the donkey and he"d got used to not being fed ,,,,he went up and died.

Scruffy American said...

Kassandra, I have not heard the one about the pig but it's a good one as well.