· Taking the Lord’s name in vain is not a sin
· If someone sneezes, you aren’t required to say a damn thing
· You can talk as loudly as you want without making a scene
· You only have to walk a few meters to stumble on ancient or Byzantine ruins
· The sea is never more than a couple of hours away
· The mountains are never more than a couple of hours away
· Round trip airline tickets to most European destinations are 200 euros or less
· The color of the
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· A parking garage is a novelty
· If you watch a movie on television, you almost never hear beeps or see fuzzy body parts
· People just don’t seem to get the idea of a shopping mall
· You can get a Greek salad (cucumber, tomato, onions, feta cheese & olive oil) at McDonald’s
· You can sit at coffee houses and tavernas as long as you want. And most of these places have copious outdoor seating.
· Bourini (sudden summer storms that roll in from the sea, with fierce wind)
· Toilets know how to flush
· DSL is very, very cheap
· People sure do sound funny when they speak English, but not as funny as Southerners do
3 comments:
Dang! You're making want to take a trip to Greece!
Thank you for reminding me :-)
That was me, sorry.
Thanks for reminding me :-)
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