Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has vowed not to have sex until the April 9th general election.
This assumes that he was having sex before.
I don't know why I don't like this guy. Perhaps it is because he is a misogynistic pig. Perhaps it is because he is against gay marriage. Perhaps it is because all the plastic surgery made him look like a freak. All I know is at least he is not my problem. I have a Bush to worry about, instead.