Bruce Willis lambasted Oprah for chewing out James Frey on her show. Don't mess with John McClane, woman!
An Indian director wants Paris Hilton to play Mother Teresa? Apparently there is some slutty Mother Teresa I don't know about.
Madonna had a hernia. She should really stop trying to impress people with how agile she is these days. Between her skinny ol' grandma legs, the skimpy leotards (seriously, quit wearing these, we all know you are fit for your age), and the kicking and stretching, she is really creeping a lot of people out.
Why can't the world just let David Hasselhoff fade away?
Countries need to get more original with their flag colors.
Attack of the killer toad.
Teflon might cause cancer? Bah, I'll take cancer over scrubbing pans anyday!
The Incredible Hulk is now a sheriff's deputy. And all was right with the world.
One fifth of Americans are paranoid. Yea, because bitching at your mom over the phone is what the government wants to listen to. We know they especially love the calls where people talk to grandchildren and nieces and nephews. And don't forget the phone sex. The gummint loves the phone sex.
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