Monday, December 12, 2005


Well, it seems I started something with my elevator etiquette post. I am getting tons of hits from people searching for "elevator etiquette". Perhaps it is a worldwide problem. Maybe I should have also dealt with the no farting in elevators issue, but that's understood, right? And I am still trying to figure out why someone did a search for "Keith Hamilton Cobb + elevator etiquette". Perhaps he it was a bad celebrity encounter.

I've also gotten a few hits along the lines of "annoying windchimes illegal noise" so I feel a bit vindicated, knowing that I am not alone.

I'm getting alot of "women pissing on a toilet" searches, and I am not sure if they mean on or in.

I'm not exactly sure how this happened, but someone landed here after searching for "do prostitutes ever quit and stop using drugs". I feel a bit guilty about that one, like maybe I should do some research and help them out.

Apparently there is a joke about how many Greeks it takes to change a lightbulb, because someone searched for it. I was being funny, I swear it wasn't a real lightbulb joke.

"Harry Potter said god is a wimp" He did? When? And where did I say it?

And I apologize, but I do not have the listing for "katerini call girls", "thessaloniki call girls", "big boob diner" and I definitely can't show you porn instantly. OK, well, I probably could, but I won't.

Finally, to the person who was searching for "men who wear women's underwear website fetish" I promise you we stick to our own underwear in this household, but I cannot vouch for what my husband does at the hospital.


deviousdiva said...

Well, I must be a complete computer ignoramous but how on earth do you find out what people search for to find you? I am intrigued. Very funny post by the way.

melusina said...

It depends on what options your stat count provider gives you. I use sitemeter, which gives you full details on searches.