Friday, September 23, 2005

How to get sick: 5 simple steps

1) Marry a doctor
2) Have this doctor, who is currently working in hospital on his specialization, bring home nasty head cold
3) Sympathize while said doctor is sick
4) Avoid contact with doctor, including kissing, eating or drinking after him
5) Wait for the day he feels better

That same day, you realize in the afternoon that you can't stop coughing. Now, you are sick!

Congratulations!

4 comments:

The Missus Complains said...

Looks like you have a bit of Spam going on in your comments, I have that problem too sometimes. I hope the hubby did not give you a super germ that I hear you can catch at hospitals.

The other me said...

I hope afore mentioned Doctor/Husband is sympathetic to you too...my husband always seems to forget how kind and servant-like I am to him when he is sick.

hobbes said...

Doctors are the worst kind to get sympathy out of when it comes to survivable illnesses

melusina said...

As a husband he does a good job of giving me sympathy. As a doctor, well, considering he was sick for 2 days and still going to the hospital and coughing all over his patients, I guess he isn't so sympathetic. =p