It seems that Rudolf the reindeer met an untimely end this year. He got spooked by a couple of F-16s flying over his farm, and his heart just couldn't take it.
To be nice, the Danish air force paid Santa $5000 in compensatory damages, but this won't bring back the reindeer that we know guides Santa's sleigh each year in the foggy snow.
Rumor has it that Dubya's nose has turned a bright shade of red thanks to all the drinking he's doing. Maybe he can take over this year, except that the presents would only go to families with an income over $250,000 a year.
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