It seems the Metro Council (in Nashville) decided not to repeal Metro's ban on lap dances. The sponsor of the bill (from Forest Hills, no less) withdrew the proposal and said he would file a modified bill at a later time.
Honestly, I had no idea lap dances were illegal in Nashville. If my male friends who visit strip clubs are any indication, there have been some lap dances given here and there over the years.
But we all know that allowing strippers to straddle customer's laps crosses a line. I'm sure it leads to instant prostitution. Thank god we have the Metro Council to protect us.