Oh, the randomness

• Gwen Stefani looks good as a brunette
• The Abba guys should not have allowed Madonna to use the sample of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme for her single Hung Up. The song sucks, and the only redeeming quality of the song is the Abba sample
• I am almost positive Celine Dion is an alien
• Las Vegas, the home of legalized prostitution and gambling a-plenty, wants to get tough on graffiti artists and child hoodlums in general. Nice attitude, Mr. Mayor
• Some scientists (apparently crazy ones) think you can alleviate pain by looking into a mirror. I suppose these scientists know nothing about the female psyche.
• North Korea is urging against the spread of the "rotten bourgois lifestyle" that has infiltrated the country from Western influences. Sorry guys, you will be assimilated.
• Greece is planning on updating their justice system for efficiency and timeliness. Give me a minute while I try to stop laughing.