Mr. Gallo is 5'11" and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry (no cripples) and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.)Well, isn't that special. Yes, I'd like my baby boy to have a huge schlong. That is what I am looking for in my offspring.
Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and
Ah, and a white supremacist to boot! Now, Vincent Gallo hasn't impressed me in general with his talent. I mean, I enjoyed Buffalo 66 and all, but I have to wonder why he just doesn't get a girlfriend and have his own kid? I heard the Prussian Blue twins were available...
I'm still banking on this being a joke. Otherwise, it would seem all of Hollywood is following Mr. Cruise right to the funny farm.