Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Greeks are super freakin'

In the Durex condom 2005 Global Sex Survey, Greeks were found to be the most active lovers, having sex 138 times a year, well "beating" out the average of 103 times a year.

Well, duh! Why do you think I married one?

The Japanese are the worst, with an average of 45 times a year. Ouch.

Men complain the most about the lack of frequency of sex, and the global average age for first time sex is 17.3. That seems young still, but I guess it is no surprise that teenagers have sex. I guess it could be worse, although amongst 16-20 year olds the average age for losing virginity was 16.3.

Half of all adults globally admit to having unprotected sex without knowing their partner's sexual history. Yeeshk. 70% of Greeks report having unprotected sex. I guess they are too busy having sex to put a condom on. One in ten adults report having had a sexually transmitted infection. So wear a condom already!!!

Globally, people have had an average of 9 sexual partners, while Turks come in with the most, at 14.5 partners. Greeks have an average of 10.6 partners, coming in just under the U.S. with an average of 10.7 partners. The lowest was India, with an average of 3 partners. No wonder they have to watch porn instead of news!

15% of Greeks admit to having had an extra marital affair, while a whopping 58% of Turks admit the same, the highest worldwide. Yowsa! Only 17% of Americans admit it...if they are all telling the truth.

317,000 people in 41 countries participated in the survey, which is a small number of people overall, so I wouldn't take too much heart in the results. Except for the fact that Greeks are the most prolific lovers. We all know that is true!


Gia-Gina said...

Was a wrong to marry an Italain? Ha ha! I wonder how they rated on the survery?

Anonymous said...

What can I say, we Greeks do our bit when it comes to "rocking the kasbah"...

Durex even gave me an mp3 player for my 'efforts' last year.

melusina said...

Gia, it lists Italians as having sex 106 times a year, so just above the average. Which surprises me, I would have they would be higher. 26% of Italians claim to have had an affair. Italians report 11.8 sexual partners, and age they lose their virginity is 18.1

Nice EllasDevil. Keep it up, just keep using a condom!

hobbes said...

Oh Mel - however do you find time to blog with all that sex?

Chez Bez said...

I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.

Lucy said...

According to F.Lpuge, a physiologist, people who indulge in relentless sex, they betray an aversion to work, or they have little to do to accupy themselves with constructive tasks, they have low levels of expectations in life, they are still adolescents in their maturity,or have arrested development.

Sex is the only activity, according to Lepouge, that is universally free and indiscriminate. To indulge in sex one needs not to know how to read, how to speak, how to comport oneself, one does not need diplomas or degrees or PHD's.

Infindecimal slice said...

Lucy, that sounds like something written from people who don't get any :p